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She is the sort of character who enters a room with a handbag full of tissues, boiled sweets, and opinions that have not been updated since dial-up internet. She means well. Mostly. She wants people to “pull themselves together”, “get some fresh air”, and “stop making a fuss”. If someone says they feel overwhelmed, Maureen might recommend a cup of tea, a brisk walk, or “not reading so much into things”.

What the F*&kis going on? Seriously? I get my sh*t together and then someone who seriously needs to get their sh*t together totally...